then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I deserve this hangover.
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