2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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