So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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