Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize