If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
a search helicopter?!
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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