I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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