you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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