He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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