i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
