Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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