I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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