rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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