yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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