he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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