sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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