I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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