i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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