Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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