you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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