It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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