She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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