im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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