you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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