your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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