And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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