Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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