Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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