Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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