3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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