They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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They took my balls.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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