Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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