Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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