Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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