Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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