we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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