I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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