Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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