Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Less talking, more tequila
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Why did my mother make you get naked?