He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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