there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Randomize
