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• (216): View more from Ohio

  thus making me awesome and them whores

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• (646): View more from New York

  So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."

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• (415): View more from California

  I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.

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  Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours

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  outstanding.

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• (408): View more from California

  worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  he just came in and straightened the chair and left again

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• (707): View more from California

  Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."

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• (914): View more from New York

  The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.

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