Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?