she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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