Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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