didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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