well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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