I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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