There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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