They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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