I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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