What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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