? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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