Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
A bitchslap is in order.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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