if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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