I think im going to throw up on grandma
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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