He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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