did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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