reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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