i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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