Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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